twelve feet deep // the front bottoms
since when did “i wanna hear your voice” not become a good excuse?
calling you three in the morning, laugh at sleep that we’ll both lose
maybe college won’t work out, i can come live at your house
i’m supposed to be in class now but my roommate just passed out
Favorite People | Jimmy Fallon
"Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason."
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
i really want to punch people who find ways to make my good news and good feelings about them
the metaphor joke is already old it’s like every other post on my dash augustus is supposed to be pretentious shut up
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it